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Although we were orthodox Jews, none of us abided by the orthodox rules regulating sexuality.
We were as anxious to make out as anyone; the problem was we had no one to make out with
because the girls all had to be beyond reproach. The closest we ever came to a good squeeze was
when we went to the Cyclone at Coney Island. We were all scared, but figured the girls would be
more frightened and would cuddle up to us during the dangerous ride. Sometimes we tried to pick
up non-Jewish girls at Coney Island, because we heard they had wild reputations (meaning we
could get to "first base"). We wore our basketball jackets, which said "Talmudical" - - our school
was Brooklyn Talmudical Academy. (The full name was Rabbi Isaac Elchanan Theological
Seminary and Talmudical Academy, Yeshiva University High School, Brooklyn Branch, Boys
Division. Imagine the locomotive cheer!) The colors for these jackets were selected by the
school. Not surprisingly there were blue and white - -very Jewish. "Talmudical" was not a
particularly good visual for pick-ups, so we turned our jackets inside out. The raincoat side was
gray and read "B.T.A.", which we told the girls stood for "Brooklyn Technical Aviation." It still
didn't work.

In our senior year we discovered that a train ride to Manhattan and a bus ride to Union City
would get us to the burlesque house where at least we could see what we could not touch. One
day a group of us went, and we took along one particularly orthodox classmate who insisted on
wearing his yamulka during the show. The rest of us had tucked ours into our pockets. Of
course we sat in the front row, to get the best view. When a drunken guy in the back started
screaming "Take it off, Take it off," Irving was sure he was referring to his yarmulke. He stood
and confronted the guy shouting: "I will not take it off. I am proud of my yarmulke." To this
day, whenever I see Irving, I always yell, "Take it off! Take it off!" He'll never live it down.

The yeshiva I went to was strongly Zionist, supporting Israel's struggle for independence, but the
rabbis hated David Ben Gurion, Israel's first leader. Ben Gurion was an atheist who believed that
Israel should be a secular socialist democracy. My rabbis wanted it to be an orthodox Jewish
theocracy. Thank God Ben Gurion won, though he ultimately reached an uncomfortable
compromise with the rabbis. (Recently, I acquired a letter Ben Gurion wrote in 1963, stating that
the religious and secular elements of Israeli society must be sensitive to each other's beliefs:

"There is no doubt that the feelings of a religious man are to be respected, but religious
people must respect the freedom of choice of a fellow man, and no coercion is to be
exercised for or against religious conduct."

These words could have been spoken by Jefferson or Madison.)

One day, David Ben Gurion was giving a speech in Central Park to a vast audience of supporters.
My friend Tsvi Groner, who subsequently made "Aliya" to Israel, and I decided to cut school to
listen to Ben Gurion. When we were caught being out of school we had to make up a lie. We
told the rabbis that we'd gone to a Brooklyn Dodgers baseball game. For that we received far
less of a punishment than we would have had we admitted going to hear the atheist Ben Gurion.

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